Me bloody face!


I bought some newfangled Oil of Olay Regenerist on Monday. The ads on TV said that it will 'regenerate your skin, one cell at a time'. I used it Monday and Tuesday nights, and apparently I am allergic, as my face is now swollen and broken out in the most uncomfortable rash. My eyelids are especially swollen and irritated, and my skin is beginning to peel and flake. Yes, I see what they mean about one cell at a time now.

Why is it that when I try to make myself more attractive it backfires on me? Why is it that I can't seem to learn that stuff like this ALWAYS backfires on me?